As we were getting the babies ready for bed the routine diaper checks came under way and I realized something. Having a baby is the only time it is ever okay to randomly grab their crotch and say, "Ya, feels okay to me," or "I think we need to go change someones bum!" Imagine for a moment doing this to random people on the street. I have a theory that it would take less than ten minutes for someone to call the police.
But that isn't all that is okay with babies and not with everyone else. Take a moment to look at the picture now, adorable right? Now imagine the exact same outfit, onsie and all, on two full grown men. However, to be fair, I think I would be a little freaked out if any full grown man approached me wearing a onsie. But maybe that is just me.
And last but not least swearing. Have you ever noticed how little kids can swear left and right and everyone just kinda giggles? My little nephew screams F*** every time he watches the fox and the hound and everyone just sits there like, "oh how cute, he can't say fox." I think the next time I go to the movies I am going to randomly scream F*** all throughout the movie and see what happens... Something tells me they won't think I'm cute.
After seeing all of these examples I have come to but one conclusion. Man I wish I were a kid again. To be able to scream F*** in public while wearing an inappropriate onsie and grabbing peoples crotches, this must be the american dream.
(If you think I am serious about doing any of that stuff then you are just silly.)
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But that isn't all that is okay with babies and not with everyone else. Take a moment to look at the picture now, adorable right? Now imagine the exact same outfit, onsie and all, on two full grown men. However, to be fair, I think I would be a little freaked out if any full grown man approached me wearing a onsie. But maybe that is just me.
And last but not least swearing. Have you ever noticed how little kids can swear left and right and everyone just kinda giggles? My little nephew screams F*** every time he watches the fox and the hound and everyone just sits there like, "oh how cute, he can't say fox." I think the next time I go to the movies I am going to randomly scream F*** all throughout the movie and see what happens... Something tells me they won't think I'm cute.
After seeing all of these examples I have come to but one conclusion. Man I wish I were a kid again. To be able to scream F*** in public while wearing an inappropriate onsie and grabbing peoples crotches, this must be the american dream.
(If you think I am serious about doing any of that stuff then you are just silly.)
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